Thursday, January 03, 2008

Sayings of a 3 year old...Viewer Discretion Advised

What I hear from Ezra's bedroom where he is playing:
"Horn Horn...Horn Horn!" (Ezra's interpretation of the usual sound, "beep beep")

Then,
Ezra: "Mommy, hurry, come here!"
Me: "What is wrong, Ezra?"
Ezra: "Hurry, mommy, come look at Percy & Thomas (his toy trains)...they are horny!"
Me: "They are horny!!?"
Ezra: "Yes, all the trains and cars are horny!"
Me: "Well, I have never seen horny trains and cars! (leading him on-terrible mother)
Ezra: "Yes, mommy, we always see horny cars when we go to the store!"


It was too funny to resist posting-sorry for those of you who are offended...

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

You can tell the cars on the road are horny by how close they drive to each other. They just can't stay away!
Maybe I should stop right here, don't you think?
Sorry.

Leslie said...

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

More, please!!!

Anonymous said...

You don't call...you don't update...is it something I said?